ily: i love you
ilysm: i love you so much
ilysmichbilysmifligtaliomymmnbyammcrccahgmbcykmcfl: I like you so much, I can hardly breathe. I like you so much, I feel like I got thunder and lightning inside of me. You make me nervous but you also make me calm. Real calm. Calm almost how god must be calm, you know, Mylene? Calm from loving.

9363 % 01.21

FUCKING HELL DBJBJKKBJS tgd can relate me though txt

552306 % 01.21

JUST TO MAKE IT CLEAR anti trump us has no president for the next 4 years txt me

The signs in 2017

zodiacupdates:

Finds true love: Aries, Taurus, Capricorn, Leo
Strikes it rich: Libra, Sagittarius, Cancer, Scorpio
Will suffer but prevail: Aquarius, Virgo, Gemini
Already is looking forward to 2018: Pisces

110473 % 01.21

AY me yes bitch MONEY COME TO MOMMY scorpio

16981 % 01.21

ekjndkjedn me fred weasley george weasley hp

me seeing a pretty girl

my insecure side: wow... that girl is so much prettier than you'll ever be

my gay side: holy shit!!!! holy shit!!! holy shit!!! hoooly shit!!!

74061 % 11.07

me the tRUTH

em0princ3ss:

Person: It’s nearly Christmas.
Me: No, it’s nearly Star Wars.

24851 % 11.05

CAN RELATE me sw sw txt

sayakist:

railroadsoftware:
whats that feel when no bf
relief

162114 % 11.04

oKnslsnsMs me

officialrhodey:

listen….. leave tony stark alone….. we get it…. you hate him…. but he is very tired, we are very tired, let it rest. just. do not go there any more. thanks

3271 % 10.30

CAN RELATE LEAVE HIM ALONE HE HAD ENOUGH STOP ASSAULTING HIM IM SO ANGRY me tony stark PROTECT MY CHILD marvel marvel txt avengers

   5-year-old kid on Halloween: Trick or treat!
   Me: Awh, and what are you supposed to be?
   Kid: Frankenstein!
   Me: Ah, well that is where you are wrong. You see, sweet summer child, Frankenstein was not the name of the monster, as so many people wrongly believe. Frankenstein was the name of the man who created him, without any of the nuts and bolts that you have poking out of your neck, may I add. Therefore, your costume is completely ill-informed and incorrect. However, if you stand by your declaration that you are Frankenstein, and that your monstrous appearance is simply symbolic of his nature as the true monster of the story, then your efforts are, in fact, commendable. Here, have a bonbon.

34370 % 10.30

U DREAM WRECKER @ me honestly this is me s jskbsbjsb :(

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